(It is very moving to have "God" in another room and "Me" kneeling in in front of the students. "God's" voice comes from Heaven.)
Me: Our Father who art in Heaven.
God: Yes?
Me: Don't interrupt me I'm praying.
God: But you called me.
Me: Called you? I didn't call you I'm praying "Our Father, who art in Heaven......
God: There you did it again.
Me: Did what?
God: Called me. You said "Our Father who art in Heaven" here I am. What's on your mind?
Me: But I didn't mean anything by it. I was, you know, just saying my daily prayers. I always say the Lord's prayer It makes me feel good, king of like getting a duty done.
God: All right. Go on.
Me: Hallowed be thy Name-----
God: Hold it. What do you mean by that?
Me: By what?
God: "Hallowed be thy Name."
Me: It means--it means--it means--I don't know what it means. How should I know? It's just part of the prayer. By the way, what does it mean?
God: It means honored, holy, wonderful.
Me: Hey, that makes sense, I never thought what "hallowed" meant before. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven.
God: What are you doing about it?
Me: Doing? Nothing. I guess I just think it would be kinda neat if You got control of everything down here, like You do up there.
God: Have I got control of You?
Me: Well, I go to church.
God: That isn't what I asked you. What about that habit of lust you have? And that bad temper? You've really got a problem there, you know. And then there's the way you spend your money--all on yourself. And what about the kind of books you read.
Me: Stop picking on me. I'm as good as some of the rest of those phonies who go to church.
God: Excuse me. I thought you were praying for My will to be done. If that is to happen, it will have to start with the ones who are praying for it.
Me: Oh, all right. I guess I do have some hang-ups. Now that You mention it, I could probably name some others.
God: So could I.
Me: I haven't thought about it very much until now, but I really would like to cut out some of those things. I would like to, You know, be really free.
God: Good. Now we're getting somewhere. We'll work together, you and I.
Me: Look Lord, I need to finish up here this taking a lot longer than it usually does. "Give us this day our daily bread"----
God: You need to cut out the bread. You're over weight as it is.
Me: Hey, wait a minute! What is this? "Criticize, me day?"
God: Praying is a dangerous thing. You could wind up changed, you know. That's what I'm trying to get across to you. You called Me, and here I am. Keep on praying. I'm interested in the next part of your prayer---well go on---
Me: I'm scared to.
God: Scared of what?
Me: I know what You will say.
God: Try Me and see.
Me: Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.
God: What about Bill?
Me: See. I knew it I knew You would bring him up, Lord. He's told lies about me. He never paid back that money he owed me, I have reason to get even with him.
God: But your prayer. What about your prayer?
Me: I didn't mean it.
God: Well at least you're honest. But it's not fun carrying that load of bitterness around inside, is it?
Me: No but I'll feel better as soon as I get even.
God: You won't feel any better. You'll feel worse. Revenge isn't sweet. Think of how unhappy you already are. But I can change all that.
Me: You can. How?
God: Forgive Bill. Then I'll forgive you. Then the hate and sin will be Bill's problem and not yours. You may lose the money but you will have settled your heart.
Me: But, Lord, I can't forgive Bill.
God: Then I can't forgive you.
Me: Oh, all right. You always are (sigh) right. All right, I'll forgive him. Help him to find the right path in life, Lord. He's bound to be awfully miserable. Anybody who goes around doing the things he does to others has to be out of it. Someway, somehow, show him the right path.
God: There,now. Wonderful. How do you feel.
Me: Hmmm. Well, not bad. Not bad at all. In fact, I don't think Ill have to go to bed tonight uptight for the first time since I can remember.
God: You're not through with your prayer. Go on.
Me: Oh,alright. "Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
God: Good, good. I'll do just that. Just don't put yourself in a place where you can be tempted.
Me: What do You mean by that?
God: Quit hanging around the magazine stands where Playboy is sold. Change some of your friendships. Some of your so-called friends are beginning to get to you. They'll have you completely involved in the wrong things. Don't be fooled. They say they're having fun, but for you, it would be ruin. Don't use Me as an escape hatch.
Me: I don't understand.
God: Sure you do. You've done it a lot of times. You get caught in a bad situation. You get in trouble and then you come running to Me. "Lord help me out of this mess and I'll promise you I'll never do it again." You remember some of those bargains you tried to make with me?
Me: Yes, and I'm ashamed, Lord, really I am.
God: Which bargain are you remembering?
Me: When the woman next door saw me backing away from the neighborhood bar. I'd told my mother I was going to the store. I remember telling You, "Oh, God, don't let her tell my mother where I've been. I promise I'll be in church every Sunday."
God: She didn't tell your mother, but you didn't keep your promise, did you?
Me: I'm sorry, Lord, I really am. Up until now I thought if I just prayed the Our Father every day, then I could do what I liked. I didn’t expect anything to happen the way it did.
God: Go ahead and finish your prayer.
Me: "For the kingdom and the power and the glory are Yours, now and forever. Amen"
God: Do you know what would bring Me glory? What would really make Me happy?
Me: No, but I'd like to know. I want to please You. I can see how great it would be to really be one of your followers.
God: You just answered the question.
Me: I did?
God: Yes. To have people like you, people who truly love Me, would bring Me the greatest glory. And I see that happening between us. Now that some of these old sins are exposed and out of the way, well, there's no telling what we can do together.
Me: Lord, let's see what we can make of me, okay?
God: Yes, let’s see.
Used with permission from the audio tape “The Lord’s Prayer / Confession” by Don Kimball/Anna Scally,www.cornerstonemedia.org. Please visit this site as they have many other resources to in youth ministry.
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